Currently I live in Florida, spending my days in the sun. There's not much to know about me really. Being a giant cricket isn't always easy. People like to stare when they see such a big bug like myself but once you get past my crunchy exterior I'm a nice guy I promise!
I'm a competitive limboer on the local team, we do our rounds in the small stuff. I party most nights and enjoy the beach more than anything. I have a second home in Chicago where I live under a child's bed. She used to be real scared of me! That was until I gave her my autograph and headed off to Florida (it was getting cold). She sends me email now about how much she misses me. Isn't that sweet?
I'm friends with her Auntie, whom I correspond with often. Some of you might know her as the Unmarried Housewife, she's a real character. http://theunmarriedhousewife.blogspot.com/
My own piece of paradise...So what's life like? Awesome. That is all.
Peace out!
Giant Cricket
